Bum, tit, willy…
Ace - two days before Christmas and the stupid PDQ (credit card processing) machine has died. PSU is giving no output. I call the helpline and the first person tells me to ‘take the module off the unit, then re-fit it after 20 minutes’ ‘O.K.’ says I ‘That’s sure to fix the output of the power supply’. Funnily enough it didn’t actually achieve anything, so another call this time gets the response I wanted to hear ‘We’ll get a new machine to you in the morning’.
So instead of being able to take any money today, I’ve been Christmas shopping. Boy that was fun.
Not.
December 22nd, 2005 at 6:37 pm
PC crash then PDQ death eh?
[i]Dear Santa
For Christmas I would like, parchment, quill and an abacus.
Luv Tim[/i]
December 22nd, 2005 at 8:07 pm
You mean it was safe to visit today?
December 23rd, 2005 at 12:10 am
Notice how I didn’t post anything until late in the day
December 23rd, 2005 at 12:47 pm
A Yorkshireman made the mistake of taking cash in to the emporium :0(
however the sight of cash made the proprieter go all wobbly and a big kiss was recieved :0)
Merry Xmas to all
Pete
December 23rd, 2005 at 12:49 pm
“generous discount”
That’ll get moderated…
December 23rd, 2005 at 1:10 pm
Or worse
Possibility of a ban for using extreme bad language.
December 23rd, 2005 at 4:20 pm
I’m waiting for the January sales
But more in hope than expectation.
December 23rd, 2005 at 4:37 pm
It’s an idea, but I doubt even Judith could sell anyone a whole month. And if she could, wouldn’t you prefer August?
December 23rd, 2005 at 10:37 pm
3 Junes would be nice, one in April, one in Ocotber and the old skool June version of June.
December 30th, 2005 at 8:54 pm
Wow, an old skool June: Mum lets you play out after tea and it’s warm and dusk lasts for hours, it never rained and you hang out on the playground with all the big kids pretending to be cool.