Bum, tit, willy…

Ace – two days before Christmas and the stupid PDQ (credit card processing) machine has died. PSU is giving no output. I call the helpline and the first person tells me to ‘take the module off the unit, then re-fit it after 20 minutes’ ‘O.K.’ says I ‘That’s sure to fix the output of the power supply’. Funnily enough it didn’t actually achieve anything, so another call this time gets the response I wanted to hear ‘We’ll get a new machine to you in the morning’.

So instead of being able to take any money today, I’ve been Christmas shopping. Boy that was fun.
Not.

10 Responses to “Bum, tit, willy…”

  1. salsaboy says:

    PC crash then PDQ death eh?

    [i]Dear Santa
    For Christmas I would like, parchment, quill and an abacus.
    Luv Tim[/i]

  2. Nick says:

    You mean it was safe to visit today?

  3. Sideways Tim says:

    Notice how I didn’t post anything until late in the day 🙂

  4. Pete L says:

    A Yorkshireman made the mistake of taking cash in to the emporium :0(
    however the sight of cash made the proprieter go all wobbly and a big kiss was recieved :0)

    Merry Xmas to all

    Pete

  5. Zola says:

    “generous discount”

    That’ll get moderated… 😉

  6. Pete L says:

    Or worse
    Possibility of a ban for using extreme bad language.

  7. salsaboy says:

    I’m waiting for the January sales 😉

    But more in hope than expectation.

  8. Sideways Tim says:

    It’s an idea, but I doubt even Judith could sell anyone a whole month. And if she could, wouldn’t you prefer August?

  9. salsaboy says:

    3 Junes would be nice, one in April, one in Ocotber and the old skool June version of June.

  10. crayons says:

    Wow, an old skool June: Mum lets you play out after tea and it’s warm and dusk lasts for hours, it never rained and you hang out on the playground with all the big kids pretending to be cool.