I’m all wrong…

And I know it. Lately, well for some time now, I’ve been unable to function normally. I can’t sleep, I’m eating all wrong, drinking too much and everything is suffering as a result. I can’t concentrate on stuff, I’m having trouble drumming up the enthusiasm to get anything done and I’m all too aware that from a customer service point of veiw, things ain’t good.

So – what’s to do, mope about and feel sorry for myself or, in the words of Chopper Reid, “harden the fuck up”?

19 Responses to “I’m all wrong…”

  1. Simon says:

    Harden the fuck up you moaning cock 🙂

    Are you in Brizzle this weekend?

  2. Sideways Tim says:

    See – that’s one of the things I’m talking about. I just can’t be arsed to go (and Judith is away on a Scout Leader training thing too).

  3. Old Biffer says:

    You’re sinking into a middle age swamp – catch the tail of the next dragonfly.

    And change that half empty glass for a half full one 😉

  4. Drac says:

    Get your fucking at together.

  5. Tim – shame. I was hoping to see you at SSUK. I like you.

  6. Steve says:

    I dunno, sod off on your own for a couple of hours and do something entirely different?
    The black dog knows all the tricks for getting rid of him 🙂

  7. CrAyOns says:

    Yes, the black dog knows where you live and sneaks up when you least expect for no apparent reason IMO

    My return to ‘form’ has been hit by a bout of ‘don’t give a fuck’ recently 🙁

  8. Olly says:

    Do something out of the ordinary.

  9. Bez says:

    Maybe you just need a big poo.

  10. Chris says:

    Or a pot of that posh yoghurt. All the ladies on the telly say it works wonders.

  11. Andy C says:

    You need to buy something ‘middle-age-crisis’ related ie. v.expensive, totally useless, embaressing to your friends & family, but something you’ve secretly desired…….. oh I dunno maybe a snowmobile?

  12. Rob says:

    ..or a Mustang? 🙂

  13. Sideways Tim says:

    Now we’re getting somewhere 🙂

  14. salsaboy says:

    get a really BIG tattoo, or eat more cheese

  15. Martin Kells says:

    Go get yourself a FO expensive ti frame (like you sold me). Fuck off a few large fuck off rides by yourslef which are way out your comfort zone.

    Don’t give up half way round and get on with it. It has n’t got to be fast but you do have to enjoy it. Things fall back in perspective.

  16. keith w says:

    Buy a hardly davidson or a big fast sports bike and some bad taste leather attire.

  17. Hugo says:

    Perhaps a trip out in the Caterham might blow a few cobwebs away!